Top 10 Things I Want in my Next House

1. A nice, big kitchen with plenty of cupboards for dishes AND food and A WINDOW.
2. Water that does not dye my hair more red with each shower that I take.
3. A garage with a light so that I don't fall down in the mornings onto concrete steps, spraining ankles and injuring my tailbone anymore (OUCH! this happened this morning...)
4. Carpet that does not have mysterious vomit-like stains on it from the previous owners.
5. A basement to seek shelter from tornadoes in.
6. A larger attic or something for more storage so I don't have boxes stacked in the bedrooms.
7. More decorations that reflect my actual style (whatever that is...?)
8. Rooms that remain the same temperature as all the rest.
9. A master suite that is > 2 ft from the road so that passersby won't see us in the nude multiple times/day.
10. A family :)